One of my finals was the make a zine about anything. I chose 10 different Old Wives' Tales (kind of like an urban legend or folkloric belief). Here are the better ones from the batch. I basically just have a peculiarly strong affinity for bellybands.
"If you knit your hair into a garment, it will bind the recipient to you."
"If your cheeks feel on fire, someone is talking about you."
"If a bird tries to come into your window, there will be a death in the family."
graphite, matte duralar, ink